the bitch philosophy

~questions~   'i'm bigger, i'm stronger, and i work for god.' -eric camden. -me

anglelica:

smashmouth was right… so much to do, so much to see

(via illluminatipuppet)

— 6 hours ago with 14490 notes

sitcorn:

hey remember that law i forget exactly how it goes but its something along the lines of ‘if you murder someone you go to jail’ whatever happened to that? is that still a thing

(via dandelionchild)

— 22 hours ago with 132115 notes
"I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?"

(Source: badkryptonian, via takealookatyourlife)

— 1 day ago with 218248 notes
humansofnewyork:

"I was about to leave for work the other day, so I stopped in her room to wake her up. And the first thing she said was: ‘Dad, I need a surprise.’ I said: ‘You need a what?’She said: ‘I need a surprise.’ So I ran to the store and got her a doll, brought it to her, and went to work.”
(Nairobi, Kenya)

humansofnewyork:

"I was about to leave for work the other day, so I stopped in her room to wake her up. And the first thing she said was: ‘Dad, I need a surprise.’ 
I said: ‘You need a what?’
She said: ‘I need a surprise.’ 
So I ran to the store and got her a doll, brought it to her, and went to work.”

(Nairobi, Kenya)

— 1 day ago with 6455 notes
A N A C O N D A

(Source: domsimper)

— 1 day ago with 2620 notes

dekutree:

The government wouldn’t spend a dime on education, healthy food, drinkable water, assisting people in poverty, de-polluting the streets, or anything else of importance. But they would be on call to spend millions on equipping a small police force to fight off a group of defenseless protestors. You can argue with me that this is not a hate crime, when it so obviously is, but you can’t argue with me when I say that this government is too corrupt to even serve it’s purpose.

(via dandelionchild)

— 1 day ago with 31775 notes
clgdoublelifts:

redbikeprince:

i have never read anything more blatantly written by a man before

one of john green’s lesser-known works

clgdoublelifts:

redbikeprince:

i have never read anything more blatantly written by a man before

one of john green’s lesser-known works

(via gtfothinspo)

— 2 days ago with 72395 notes

virare:

the best part about being in your 20’s is slowly caring less and less about what people think of you and surrounding yourself with good people

the worst is that I’m broke

(via nachoswithcoco)

— 2 days ago with 64457 notes

dragonheartedrabbit:

Going on right now in Ferguson: Police are raiding a church that has been stocked with medical supplies, food, and tear gas recovery kits for community members engaging in protests. This cannot be allowed to continue.

Stand up, speak out. 

(via thebicker)

— 2 days ago with 56824 notes